Dates, Mates & Relationships [TMITuesday]

1. Which of these are you most often guilty of in a relationship:
a. jealousy…..this is really bad when I’m drunk. I’m jealous over men that I have no right to be, because they are not mine. I get a tab jealous of my few female friends however, not as much as with my men.
b. not apologizing…..I never used to say “sorry.” My beloved worked on me for years, I do apologize when its my fault or if I hurt you.
c. not keeping your word
d. guilt trips…not so much anymore, but I can still manipulate a situation for my benefit.

2. Which of the following behaviors would annoy you most in a partner.
a. fishing for compliments by verbalizing self-doubt…I do this more than he does, but he still does it just doesn’t bother me.
b. passive-aggressive behavior…this would get on nerves after a while.
c. usually forgets important dates i.e., birthday, anniversary…don’t really care all that much. Because I discussed that ahead of time. The only real important date is my birthday! My card and or gift must be on the dining room table before I start my day. Or it must be handed to me before my birthday, not the evening of shit.
d. making you feel guilty when spending time with friends

3. Consider you are looking for a mate, rank these traits in order of importance, with 1 being most important, and 7 being least important.
_5_ Kindness
_1__ Honesty
_6_ Ambitious
_3__ Confidence
_2__ Reliable
_7__ Assertive
_4__ Sense of Humor

4. Score! You exchanged numbers with a hottie. Now you: (pick one)
a. Wait for a week, see if that person calls you first.
b. Call the next day if not sooner.
c. Call and text incessantly. Let them know they’ve made an impression.
d. You’d never call. What if you get rejected?

5. How did you handle your last relationship break up?
a. You’ve never been in a relationship before. The timing’s never been right.
b. You went out and got drunk every night, until you forgot everything.
c. You went out on a massive amount of date, even with people you knew you had no interest, making sure to date a new face every night.
d. You felt bad and cried, but bounced back in a couple of days….months and months..I think that’s a year. LOL

Bonus: Would you take a holiday all by yourself, at the ‘spur of the moment’? Why or Why not? Where would you go? Probably not. I’m too scared to go too far from home…alone. I could travel to someone’s place by myself…but not just go somewhere, anywhere alone or spur of the moment.

 

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2016

1. What story does your family always tell about you?

A. My grandfather would often tell the story from my childhood. It was winter, grandpa worked on the railroad. He received an early morning phone call that he needed to come in to get the crew together for snow removal. I was still in elementary school. Wearing my uniform including a pair of leotards (there’s a word for you from the past. They were the very thick tights). I walked past my grandparents room, he was getting dressed….”GRANDPA?! You wear leotards too??!!!

I said loudly. He laughed and laughed. “No, mija. They’re called thermal underwear or long-johns. I wear them under my pants to keep me warm.”

OH.” I replied. Continuing to the kitchen.

B. I’m not attracted to the same skin color as mine, nor am I attracted to Latino men. (Yeah I know shame on me). But curious about them, I seized an opportunity to experience a Latino for the first time. I was in my 20’s, had a few shots of tequila and ended up back in his hotel room. I remember riding his (below average sized) cock, everything was great until he started speaking Spanish. Spanish I wasn’t familiar with. He is getting ready to cum and he yells in Spanish…”I’M ARRIVING! I’M ARRIVING!!” and then in English, but with an accent. I laughed so hard I fall off his cock….Now I made the mistake of telling my older female cousin. So when ever she had an opportunity to tell this story and yell “I’M ARRIVING!” she would.

2. At what age did you become an adult? 

Not sure what is meant by this question. I still don’t think I’m an adult.

3. What is the most embarrassing thing you know about your parents?

I’ve seen both my parents drunk. One was very very drunk and passed out. The other one was somewhere between buzzed and drunk. I’ve seen them like this once, it was a very emotional time for all of us. I don’t hold it against them.

4. This year, what is the most important life lesson you’ve learned?

This is a tough question. I can’t think of anything now. Maybe something like, treasure every minute with a loved one, because you don’t know what the future holds.

 5. Describe your childhood self in 5 words. Were you happy?

Alone. Invalid. No I wasn’t happy. Unstable. I got three words.

 6. Who in your family has been kindest to you?

There were a few cousins that I was close to through the years. Not sure if it was kindness or just not wanting to hear my whining. I’m sure it was more kindness, they understood that I was an only child and had a different view of the world.

Bonus:  Who are you closest to or trust the most– a friend or family member?

This would be my spouse. I trust him above everyone else and he’s my best friend. Sometimes I wonder if we ever divorced, would we still be friends. I think he would always be there for me if I ever needed him. I would be there for him as well….to the best of my ability.

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Cheating & Masturbating [TMI Tuesday]

1. Your thoughts–is oral sex cheating on your partner?  When I was in my 20’s I used to view cheating as only intercourse. Oral sex didn’t count. This is my opinion. Well, it was back then. Now cheating includes so much more than just intercourse.Blowjob in the cemetery
2. What is cheating to you?  Cheating to me, includes such things as intercourse, oral sex & emotional exchange with someone else than your partner.
3. Does your partner know you masturbate? Yes he knows. What do they think about that?  He views it as something we all do.
4. Think about the best sex you’ve ever had. Why do you consider it the best, what makes it so? Some of my best sex has been times when I have had multiple orgasms. Other times when I have had no orgasms. Funny, but when I think back to all my former sex partners I seldom think of my ex-husband. I wonder why that is? We had lots & lots of sex. I experimented with him, had lots of firsts with him, but I just don’t think of any of our sexual adventures.
5. When you have nightmares, do you call out someone’s name? No I don’t. In my nightmares I hear myself yelling or talking loudly, but my husband tells me that I just moan in my sleep. A sorrowful, fearful sounding moan and he will wake me up if he gets worried. Because my nightmares are always about someone trying to kill me, something in our room and the room has no air and I can’t breathe.
6. When you’re having an orgasm, do you scream a name? When I was single I had sex with different men. I told myself never say any names because I might say the wrong one. So, it’s not something I normally do, I feel weird saying anyones names out lout. One of my lovers always asked me to say his name. I made an exception to my rule and would scream out his name when I was having an orgasm. My favorite times was when I was on top of him, riding his hard cock and I would lean down pressing my breast to his chest. Whispering his name in his ear. Telling him how good his cock felt and say his name a few more times.

watching porn & masturbating

Bonus: Which best fits your usual reason for masturbating:
a. Boredom
b. Stress relief
c. Saw someone/something sexy and you need to act out a sexual fantasy
d. It’s just what I do

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Sexy Thoughts for TMI Tuesday [TMI/Audiomo]

1. You are looking at your lover. You say, “I’d love to _____ .”
2. In a chat with your best female friend you say, “You look really sexy when you wear _____ .”
3. Name the one piece of lingerie you would love to see a man wear.
4. I wish I did more _____ in bed.
5. I absolutely LOVE when you kiss my _____ .

Bonus: Tell us your favorite sexual memory of you and your current or most recent lover.

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TMI Tuesday: June 14, 2016 [EXPLICIT/Audiomo]

Greetings & Salutations…It’s Another Cat’s Tales Podcast.

This podcast contains EXPLICIT material and is not suitable for those under the age of 18.

Welcome to another week, and another sexy TMI Tuesday!

1. Do you obsess over having an orgasm during partner sex? Are you disappointed if you do not orgasm?
2. Why are you into gay porn?
3. Why aren’t you into gay porn?
4. Do you use drugs to have or enhance sex? (Yes, alcohol is a drug).
5. Do you believe that you are much more sexually open-minded/risky/kinky than most of your previous partners and friends?

Bonus: Do you believe in ethical non-monogamy, even if it isn’t right for you? Why or Why not?

Background Music is “Use Me” by Bill Withers

TMI Tuesday [Audiomo]

Greetings & Salutations! Its me, your favorite little kitty … Cat

Below are the questions I answered during this podcast for Audiomo.

1. What TV show do you love to watch but are a little embarrassed to tell friends that you simply cannot miss an episode.

2. What website and/or magazine do you read and it’s your guilty pleasure?

3. What is the grocery store item you buy but you know you should not?

4. Tell us about something you do at work that you would not want your co-workers to know that you do.

5. Do you have a secret stash? What is it?

Bonus: What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?

Thanks for listening….laterness people

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Love is in the Air [TMITuesday]

1. List 3 benefits of living with your significant other.

  1.  Someone to spend quiet evenings at home with.
  2.  Someone to share household expenses with.
  3.  Someone to have sex with when the urge strikes me.

2. Have you ever reunited with a past lover and begun a relationship? Several times, like a sex-crazed lunatic.

Was the latest relationship as friends or lovers? Currently we are friends, more like drinking buddies. He is the one who brings up sex, but we never go through with it anymore.

3. Do you think someone is more sexy if they regularly read books or work out regularly at a gym? No. Sexy is a state of mind or being. Being book smart and or physically fit would definitely add to the sexiness.

4. How likely do you think it is that your marriage will end in divorce? Absolutely not. I never think it ever.

5. Who has more power in your love or romantic relationship–you or your partner? Depends on what you consider “power.”

Bonus: Describe the best Valentine’s Day you’ve ever had. When I received a dozen red roses from an anonymous admirer. Made my heart melt. I let him go because he was younger than me, I was too wild, untamable and I had little kids. He had no experience with someone like me. At the time I felt like used goods. He was such a sweet hearted man, I would hate myself for allowing him to get any closer to me than I had already allowed. I wonder where he is now. 

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Autumn Lovin’ [TMI 9/29/15]

Autumn Lovers

1. Autumn or fall. Which do you say?

2. Pumpkin Spice. Love it or hate it? I think the pumpkin spice thing has been overplayed. It’s great for desserts, but when it gets into certain foods, then it’s a huge turn-off to me. YUK! 

3. Apples. Seasonal treat or eat them all year? I eat them all year round, but more than usual during the fall. I love plain apples with caramel dip as an everyday snack. YUM!

4. Where you live, do tree leaves change color in fall? ohhhh yeah and it’s beautiful!!!

5. In autumn truffles are popular in Italy, seafood is popular in Ireland, crayfish popular in Stockholm. What is a popular autumn food where you live? Apples….there are several orchards a person can visit. 

6. Scientists observed that the further a country is away from the equator, the more its residents are affected by the seasons. How do you feel in autumn/fall? Depressed, rejuvenated or some other emotion? I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder. I spiral emotionally out of control beginning around September and it lasts until march or so the following year. 

7. Strolls amid fall foliage are:
a. romantic
b. allergy inducing
c. dirty
e. prime-time to “rustle the leaves” (if you know what I mean *wink, wink*)

8. What is your favorite autumn holiday, celebration or activity? HALLOWEEN!!!!! 

Bonus: Do you go apple picking in autumn? I did when the kids were little, everyone should go at least once in their life. Ever made out in an apple orchard? No. Never had the inkling.

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