French Fries

I love French Fries.

I love them with ketchup and sometimes I eat them without.

I love the crinkled, the steak and the regular fries and of course American. But I don’t like the waffles fries. I like cheesy fries, but not “the with everything” fries.

Sometimes I dip my fries and sometimes I drown my fries. I don’t like my fries with ranch, mayo or anything odd like those things. Just pass the ketchup.



Eat It [TMI Tuesday 11/5/13]

1. If your sandwich is cut in half on the diagonal, creating two triangles do you bite the hypotenuse or the point? I always bite the points, the edges and tend to work my way inward. If I’m stick with too much in the middle I tend not to eat it or will pick stuff out.

TGIF for lunch #foodporn #starter #fried #mozzarella

2. Dipping a tortilla chip– do you dip the tip or the side of the chip to scoop the dip? I will dip the tip of the chip, then turn to get the sides. I don’t double dip UNLESS it’s my home & my food.

3. Do you think you drink too much coffee? How much do you drink daily? What is a “cup” of coffee to you–how many ounces/grams? No, not coffee, but too much Mt. Dew. I no longer have a coffee maker otherwise I would probably start drinking more coffee due to the cold weather. 

4. Do you take cream in your tea? no not in my tea. in my coffee yes, I do. I use two-3 creams. How many sugars? for tea, 2 teaspoons and coffee about 3-4 sugar packets.

#tacos #tamale #arroz #frijoles #delicious #dinner #somexican

5. How do you eat a burrito? I do not normally eat those, but if I make them myself. I will lightly fold the bottom of the burrito with my index finger holding it there so that the stuff doesn’t explode out of the bottom.  I squeeze the burrito’s insides up or down like a tube of tooth paste to level out the amount of stuffing so it allows for even food distribution. 
a. Pick it up with your hands, bite into an end.
b. Cut it in half, then pick up one half and eat it…again when I am at home.
c. Eat it with a fork and knife..if its very hot & i’m at home.
d. Open the tortilla, eat the food inside and eat the tortilla last.
e. Other

#lunch #pizza #capri #foodporn6. Pizza…How do you eat a slice?
a. Pick it up and eat it as an open slice.
b. Pick it up and fold it together, then bite into it…ewww I hate that. 
c. Leave it on the plate and eat with a fork and knife.
e. I eat the crust first, then the rest of the slice.

…Why do you eat your pizza like that? because it’s the way i do, if it’s a stuffed pizza then i use a knife & fork.

What is the weirdest thing that you are into? like food? cause I can share some really weird stuff not about food *wink wink nudge nudge*

Bonus, bonus:
Do you care if your different foods, on a plate, touch each other? Yes!?! What’s that all about? NO NO..some foods can not touch. I don’t like runny foods touching my bread or mixing in with other food. Like if i had cole slaw that was a bit runny touching my mashed potatoes or biscuit. I wouldn’t like that at all. lol

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Happy TMI Tuesday!


Food & Drink [TMI Tuesday]

1. What is your favorite food and drink? Please, tell a tale of how these two items came to be so special to you, we’d love to hear about it: Well, currently it would have to be Mt. Dew & a small bad of Doritos. Only because at work in the vending machine one day that’s what I picked & the combo stuck. Then about a year later I seen a Taco Bell commercial for the Doritos taco & they have Mt Dew. WOW. However, I tried it once, it was really wonderful hit the spot…then I went back a second time and ick…can’t eat that any more…BUT I continue to eat the original combo every other day at work. 

2. Have you ever incorporated the two items above or any food and/or drink into your sex play, like that certain famous film with the numbers in its title? Do tell, don’t leave out any saucy details: No, I am not into food play..once upon a time I mentioned wanting to eat pizza off a guy’s stomach. I think I was drunk & some people still remember. 

3. Do you have a food/drink-related pet name for your lover? No….trying to think if I ever called my lovers by a pet name, food related or not. I was always afraid to use names, because it meant that i had formed some sort of personal attachment to them or fear that i might call them the wrong name at some point. Does your lover have one for you? No, he doesn’t have one, don’t even remember what my ex-husband called me (other than fucking bitch!) LOL What are they? For example: pumpkin pie, tall drink of water…

4. Please complete this dramatic scene from a one-act play I’m working on for my local community theatre:

MAN: hello.
WOMAN: hi.
MAN: do you like rain?
WOMAN: what? rain, as in the weather rain?
MAN: no, i meant bread, i said rain, but i meant bread, i’m nervous around pretty women. do you like bread?
WOMAN: um, mister, did you know that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
MAN: i know, i know, i drink your milkshake…

Woman: You want fries with your milkshake? or Pie? Potato Chips?


5. Garrison Keillor once said, “Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.” Do you agree or disagree? Make an argument for one against the other: WOW…tough call..cause i LOVE some “corn in a cup”…and this stuff is like a drug to me, so the sex better be fucking mind-blowing & memory erasing intense!

Bonus: You have a best friend, this person has been your best friend since kindergarten. you are eating a bag of Cheetos on a park bench next to this friend. suddenly without warning, the friend smacks you across the face and exclaims, “Give me back my Cheetos, bitch!” What is your immediate reaction? My reaction would be “you fucking crazy cunt! I hope you choke. Then I would probably walk away.


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