ToothPaste [Ask Sassy]


So you squeeze the toothpaste tube or roll it? What’s the advantage to your method? I never really gave it much thought. I had to go into the bathroom and hold the tube just to refresh the memory. I squeeze it right past the top, then when the paste starts to run out..I start squeezing from the bottom of the tube, to press all of it up towards the top of the tube. However, I won’t keep the tube and try to squeeze out every last drop. I will toss the tube in the trash.  

WoodStock Square in Woodstock Illinois

So today my job took me to Woodstock, Illinois. A quiet little town of 3000 residents. Our first stop was Angelo’s Restaurant, a very small and NOT handicapped accessible restaurant. I couldn’t believe how this place has NO ramp or side entrance for wheelchairs. Then my waitress gave me the wrong receipt so I paid for someone’s else meal. My fault on that tho, I failed to look at the receipt prior to payment.
I ordered one of their breakfast skillets, I didn’t see where a person can order anything else besides breakfast at this time. So, it’s not like a Denny’s, where you could order any item off the menu. No biggie to me, I still ate good food.
The next stop was to Seasons by Peg. This is just a super beautiful and colorful store inside. They sell, ice cream, coffee, candy, chocolate and all sorts of decorations.
Then it was off to a consignment/resale shop called “Diva’s Attic.” A very interesting shop and the owner is very friendly & talkative. I wanted some mexican pastries so I walked a little further to the panaderia “El Tepeyac.” I purchased a few things there to bring home.
Then it was off to “The Thoughtfulness Shop” which is fulled with Yankee Candles, to Vera Bradley to Pandora jewelry to Christmas village houses. Its got a little bit of everything. I got a zipper pull for my grandson that said “Cool Kid.” I walked across the square to the Opera House. It was really cool inside and we even went inside to take a peek at the stage setting up for their new production of “The Odd Couple” opening this weekend.
All in all it was a fun adventurous day and I think that the “LOL’s” truly inside themselves. I LOVE my job!!!

Mt Dew vs Monster

I started out looking online to find out which is worse..Mt Dew or Monster Energy Drink. I knew both were bad for a person, but if I had to drink one which should it be? So I did what every American would do..I googled it. Was hit with a lot of information on “sugar addiction.” REALLY?! wow! So, it that my problem? No its the caffeine that is my killer, ok and yes the sweet taste. Who wants to go through the headaches of withdrawl? It takes a few days..I don’t have that kind of time. I just read that both can be mixed! Mt Dew & Monster can be mixed together to form some sort of cocktail. Why? Well I am too afraid to do that, I could set off some reaction and catch myself on fire.

I mentioned during lunch that I was gonna try and “kick the Dew habit” AGAIN! My boss says “you’re gonna try to give it up? That’s like me giving up Diet Coke!” So, I guess everyone knows I have this bad. I have a whooper of a headache now. Prone to migraines, so this should be fun IF I can hold out for the next 40 days without the Dew, I’m sure I will be done. BUT BUT BUT there was a time back in 2003 when I had my tonsils removed that I stopped drinking Mt Dew for about a month. I thought to myself “I will never have to go through withdrawls again after this.” Like every other addict or junkie, when I was out eating with family and the waitress asks “what would you like to drink?” I immediately thought “I can have one glass of Mt Dew it won’t kill me.” That’s all it took to get me hooked again!

As I sit here typing I am gulping ice cold water. I wonder how long this will last. One thing I know is that I will be in bed, very early now that I don’t drink more than 4 cans of Dew a day!
Wish me luck in this adventure and don’t get to close while I’m going through withdrawls, I might accidently struggle you.

Where Have You Been?!

So it’s been a while since I have been here, huh?
Where does the time go to? I have been doing other things, and as most of my friends know, I get bored easily. So this blog, got kicked to the curb for awhile. I have even been doing my EdenFantasys blogs…shame on me!

I have been taking part in the audioboo Febooary challenge. Those are posted to my wordpress blog.
I celebrated Timmy Simms birthday for this past Sunday’s Cat’s Tales Podcast.
He is my really good online friend, whom I love & adore…he deserved to be treated special for his Birthday!

I have since “blocked” someone who I had “fallen” in “love” with, but like with everything..it ended. I will treasure the memories of our time together, but the time comes when we must all move on into the future. I miss him and wonder if he thinks of me…then reality slaps me back and I keep walking, done with looking back over my shoulder.

I have been stressed out lately over personal family issues, more than usual. It’s not normal for me to feel or think this way. I am also struggling with my faith. I am losing it, my faith that is. I am hanging on a thread … I am demanding God prove himself to me, I’m tired of walking on faith and unseen shit. I ‘m tired of being told that God will answer my prayers..well motherfucker answer them! See?! I just don’t think there is a God anymore. If there is he will understand my doubt because he is already aware that I am drowning in this doubt. So, I will continue to act like a spoiled brat and jump up & down..demanding I get what I am asking for. I will continue to act hedonistic, only concerned with my own selfish pleasure, until he proves himself.

So, thats just a bit about where I have been….i will try to get back into the swing of things. Maybe.

TMI Tuesday – February 7, 2012

TMI Tuesday this week was submitted by My Undercover Metamorphosis. Thank you! Show her some love, stop by her blog and say hello.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

My Button Collection

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find.   I would have to say its my button collection that hangs on the wall, along with a latch hook wall hanging that my mother made for me..she said “this is how i see you!”  Why is it there? Because the collection had no where else to hang & the wall hanging was a gift from mom…

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? tucked out…Why? i tend to be a bed hog, moving around alot, if the sheets are tucked in, I wake up pulling at them..

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why? its just what I am currently used to doing
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Closet door is shut at night, open during the day…i am scared of things in the closet, along with the fact of the long mirror being on the door, i get spooked so it MUST be closed. Bedroom door shut or open? when the kids were young, the door was always open…now its shut, because the kids would stay up late or have friends over….now it just stays shut out of habit. Any particular reason why?

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex? LOL…yes, several as a matter of fact. I would say at least 7 including the current one.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex? mmm standard with no footboard

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt/tank top with panties
e. Nothing

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Enjoying the Night

Italian Beef, late night eats
George & Irene
Uncle Nick’s “See ya next gyro”
Ricco & Rum Chata
I’m liking this drink
Or-G/Sprite with a shot of Disaronno
Or-G/Sprite & Rum Chata

Saturday, January 28, 2012.
I went out with friends to enjoy the night. Boy did I ever have fun. Started out at seeing the best bartender ever…Sammy. He got me hooked on X-rated & Sprite. I had 2 drinks there, my girlfriends met me there and we finished the drinks and went to Whiskeys Roadhouse to see “The Crunchy Frogs” last gig together as a band. I will say that the service there was awful, the bar smelled like wet moldy towels or wet rotted wood. The band was good, played some good tunes, but the sound system seemed to make them sound god awful. I wasn’t that drunk yet that I couldn’t hear well. The drinks were expensive, my X-rated was $5.50 compared to the $3 I had just paid previously. The toilet in the women’s bathroom was clogged. Was a bad experience all around. I have been there numerous times before, service was always lacking but was not as bad. No excuse with a expected full house. I stayed there for what felt like forever. Left one group of friends there, headed down the street to an old classmates bar. Latinos Rule!!! It was old school, a bar where people know each other and felt like family, people I know from high school, along with friends from the ‘hood. I guess in my old age, I enjoy bars that a person can hold conversation, drink and relax and dance by the pool table if they wanna and knowing that if shit goes down, people have your back. Headed back to the biker bar, only to miss alst call, then headed back to another “family” bar. Where I closed out the night, headed to my favorite late night eatry for some italian beef and headed home…all & all it was a great night! oh except for the part where I sprained my foot…but thats another post *wink*

Goodbye to Morgan St Bridge

Friday, January 27, 2012

My hometown decided to blow up the run downedMorgan Street Bridge.

On the over side of the bridge were some housing projects,

along with some very old Victorian homes. Those are still there, but the housing projects

have been since destroyed.

There is a recycling/metal business known as

J Behr

They have since expanded their business on that side.

My hometown is all about Behr.

Recycling seems to be one of only ways that people can get some extra money.

My son is always there for his boss & his company.

My man child knocks old buildings down for a private contractor. So, its truly big business here.

Back to the bridge, since it was only 2 lane bridge left, the city has decided to expand.

Taking over by eminent domain or by purchasing businesses for the purpose of knocking down

those buildings because they are in the way of process.

One of the only refinishing wood businesses will be closing after years.

Morgan on Main, who has done some many of my furniture pieces. Our grandchild’s dresser

is their very last piece they will complete. I am sad they will be closing.

Any building in the photos at the immediate corner will also be destroyed. I am sure if my son

is still working and not in school he will be in the process of doing this.

So, the 4 lane bridge will be built to accommodate the semi trucks for the Behr company. Hopefully this will

bring in some more jobs and increase traffic flow to this side of town.

Welcome to Process.

Would You Rather…. TMI Tuesday….January 23,2012

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? ok, neither, but for the sake of “the game” I will say same pair of unwashed socks for two years.. Explain. Well, because I can mask the smell of stinky socks with other stuff like powder, lotions…not to mention keeping my feet clean everyday, maybe hanging my socks out side everynight would help with the odor. Thinking of wearing unwashed panties makes me itch..ewww

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Is the baby dead and cooked? Am I stranded somewhere with no other option of food? then yeah, I MIGHT consider eating a baby, on the other hand, being eaten would go fast, I would hope. Maybe the gaint baby would eat me slow..oh god NO! bite me in half QUICK and chew fast…Explain. I think I did that already, I didnt really give a specific answer, really I guess, I would pick being eaten, cause I could see me totally gagging trying to eat the fatty thigh of a baby.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? oh now the guilt comes back..i pick taking money from Gramps in the past… Why? Cause I did it all the time, my grandparents raised me while my dad worked 24/7. I was rebellious and had expenses!!!

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants? I would pick the vampires bats, cause maybe I would turn after being bitten and live forever in a living dead gothic sexy kind of way. Instead of dying a painful death from being stung to death in my cooter.

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body? LOL, I see someone falling over because the weight of their head being to big for their body to support…so I pick too small for my body, I might still be able to ride the rollar coaster without worrying about dying from a broken neck due to the weight of my head.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

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