Would You Rather…. TMI Tuesday….January 23,2012

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? ok, neither, but for the sake of “the game” I will say same pair of unwashed socks for two years.. Explain. Well, because I can mask the smell of stinky socks with other stuff like powder, lotions…not to mention keeping my feet clean everyday, maybe hanging my socks out side everynight would help with the odor. Thinking of wearing unwashed panties makes me itch..ewww

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Is the baby dead and cooked? Am I stranded somewhere with no other option of food? then yeah, I MIGHT consider eating a baby, on the other hand, being eaten would go fast, I would hope. Maybe the gaint baby would eat me slow..oh god NO! bite me in half QUICK and chew fast…Explain. I think I did that already, I didnt really give a specific answer, really I guess, I would pick being eaten, cause I could see me totally gagging trying to eat the fatty thigh of a baby.

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? oh now the guilt comes back..i pick taking money from Gramps in the past… Why? Cause I did it all the time, my grandparents raised me while my dad worked 24/7. I was rebellious and had expenses!!!

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants? I would pick the vampires bats, cause maybe I would turn after being bitten and live forever in a living dead gothic sexy kind of way. Instead of dying a painful death from being stung to death in my cooter.

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body? LOL, I see someone falling over because the weight of their head being to big for their body to support…so I pick too small for my body, I might still be able to ride the rollar coaster without worrying about dying from a broken neck due to the weight of my head.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

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TMI Tuesday – HooDoo – January 17, 2012

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with? I have never played naked twister.

2. Love? confuses me. I had it once and then lost it. Found it!

3. Excites you beyond belief? my iphone. I know I am easily amused.

4. Enjoy ass play with? let me get back to you on this

5. Shower with? oh, saving water is a great way to help the eco system, right? so, anyone who is into saving the planet. *wink*

6. Undress? is there a storage of dressing rooms? doesn’t bother me.

7. Rim? let me get back to you on this too 😉

8. Elope with? since i am already married, i think that might be illegal?

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? the one who loves me the most    Why? because he loves me.

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TMI Tuesday – January 10, 2012

****MATURE CONTENT: This post is for adults only. Visit another Tuesday when things aren’t so sexy, if you are uncomfortable with sexuality.****

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width?  Can’t i have both, in a perfect world, it would be both!!! If i really have to chose I would chose length. Why? Because every once in awhile there may be a desire for some hardcore activities.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle? I have only encountered one, I never got to “test” the merchandise, due to I did not got out with him again after I found out his penis was is his personality.
3. Best place to put a penis? mmmm, we aren’t talking about, inside fruit, socks, “off beat” stuff like that right? Narrowing it down to just the few “average/normal” choices…I think it is truly up to those individuals in which the penis is entering.
4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? I would play with it A LOT, try to have sex with a few different women, just to experience female differences, maybe have sex with a man, just out of curiousity. Snow? Write my name, of course. Summertime? I would wanna swim naked once. Can’t think of anything else. I would want a few blow jobs, hand jobs, feet jobs, I would just want to feel different sensations to my new penis 🙂
Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)
5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow

b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you
I have NO idea, thats why I answered in #4 I would have to “try-on” different women, so I would know exactly what I liked and didn’t like, maybe I really wouldn’t care, doesn’t all feel good to a penis?
Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often? “El Presidente”..thats what I would name my penis IF I had one.

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

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TMI Tuesday – 1/3/2012 ……… Happy 2012

1. Finish this sentence: In the New Year I will be more direct, I will not remain quiet.

2. Do you make New Year’s Resolutions? No If yes, what are they for 2012? but I have made some promises to myself, one is going back to church, watching what I eat, exercise, and be more direct with people.

3. What New Year’s resolutions did you make last year? I have no idea, must not have been too important.

4. Think of three of those resolutions, from last year. How did you do in keeping them? I don’t think I kept them if I can’t remember them

5. What was your most memorable sexual happening/experience in 2011? ohhh how I wish I could share here, I would have on my “other” blog, I had some real juicy (opps, I said juicy) adeventures. Maybe one I can share a bit more freely on here. Just not today.

[I was to afraid that “alabamiemamie” (Laura Trejo) would find it and read it, thanks to her boyfriend Jeff Lynn, he told her about it, even tho I didn’t use their real names, (but I am now). Thats why I took it down. I outed Laura Trejo AKA alabamiemamie as my “stalker” her & I now have a truce so she knows that I am no longer using code for her. Just gonna use her real name now. Her and Jeff are back together so we have a truce.]

Bonus: What was your most memorable experience (activity, event, etc.) in 2011? re-connecting with my first love. This made my forget about the rest. Being able to have him back in my life again, to have the answers I needed to close the wound, it a great feeling.
My youngest son graduating in June. That was very memorable because it marked the end of having children in my house and the beginning of my manchild’s journey into adulthood.
My gradnson’s first birthday was also memorable, it was the first time I had spoken to my X in years. We can finally all get along with out wanting to struggle each other.
The ending for several friendships over the course of a year, ending it with my 805muse, was one of the toughest, but I think we both knew that it was time, we remain friends, just not as close a previous times.
I am sure there are more, but those are pretty much the ones that stick out at me.

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‘Tis better to give than receive…? TMI Tuesday 12/27/2011

1. What was your favorite gift that you received? The best gift I received was an audio message from an e-friend. We have never met, we talk via Twitter and other apps. He is a great guy, He gave me the gift of friendship…from a far. I thought that was so sweet! Plus I LOVE the sound of his voice 🙂

 (gift giving holidays Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or heck even if you had a birthday in the month of December that can count)
2. What was the most practical gift that you received? All of them were practial…curling iron, flat iron, makeup mirror, lip gloss, makeup purse. bubble bath, bath gel….candy…
3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received? A Watch

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food? Tamales..can’t say enough!
Bonus:  Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal. Too much work to make..I now rep-order them from an old family friend 😛 such a cheater!
Bonus, bonus:  Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve? I know what I am NOT doing…I had been spending the last two New Year’s Eve working at the resident party for a few hours, then coming home, spending the rest of the evening with an e-friend on the phone, (after hubby & I had our time together). I will miss that, been the last two yrs, this year I am not working and he stopped talking to me. So, I am looking to going out somewhere, I have an idea where, just need to work out details..Look out for the audio drunk blog on audioboo.fm/sassycat

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Stop Making Sense – TMI Tuesday 12/6/2011

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? I don’t know anything about cars. I would be a sports car, muscle car of the late 60’s. Shiny hard pee-pee is what comes to mind (yeah I have “penis envy” so what!) lol. What are some of your best features? Not sure, I would like a Hemi engine, leather seats, all the bells and whistles..that make a man drool. 😀
2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it? LOL…crap, don’t have any friends with a farm, let alone a barn. Can’t hide it in my back yard, against the city oridance i think…maybe a semi trailer…didn’t that work in Smokey & The Bandit 2?
3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….let uncensored thoughts flow freely from my mouth…lol, yeah like thats gonna happen!
4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower? Around a month, it was after my motorcycle accident and my surgery when the metal plate was put in. I took A LOT of “whore baths”
5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone? Don’t remember doing any, not much of a prankster.
Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently? DAMN! I would normally have some really good shit..anything from online gossip to work gossip, but I got nothing right now. Racking my brain..still nothing. oh well, now my head hurts!
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Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard – TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2011

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me laugh, cause I always think of those movies ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent – don’t have one, well I do but .. I can’t tell ya what it is.
b. Interview – talking is not one of my best qualities
c. Swimsuit – long past that..thats a NO NO now!
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo) – Ok, I would have to pick this one, cause I can duck tape everything into place and hide the tape with a beautiful evening gown 😛

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore? eye candy are my legs and eyesore are my “battle scars” from motorcycle accident

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama?  NO, penis here….BUT BUT if I had one …Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detectiveb. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee – totally do this one, cause it only happens ONCE and I can heal the rest of the year. Unlike the dog food for a year would just be awful.

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? Oh Man this is just … yeah …. (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously) I would toss the panties in the trash after cleaning them as bast I could and then go commando (nothing new)…TMI? lol
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
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TMI Tuesday – November 22, 2011

In the United States Thanksgiving is this week, so a lot of folks will be cooking up a storm in preparation. Many other holidays will occur over the next month around the world and everyone seems to celebrate with food, hence, the TMI Tuesday theme…Cooking.

1. Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s?
I really don’t like either one but IF I had to pick one. It would be Haagen-Dazs.
2. What is always in your refrigerator? Mt. Dew, pineapple juice, the usual things like ketchup mustard mayo kind of stuff. Also eggs, milk, cheese.

3. What’s your worst kitchen disaster? Fourth of July Holiday back in the 80’s. My best friend & I always got together with my kids, have the regular cookout before the big firework show. I had cut up friuit to make the fruit salad but had everything in seperate bowls. I had put everything into one bowl and she went to grab it from the counter to take outside and when she spun around the bowl FLEW out of her hands, I didnt know if I should laugh or cry. Laughed mostly as we picked up fruit from the entire kitchen!

4. Favorite kitchen gadget? oh man, looks bad that I don’t have one, huh?!

5. What was your last meal? teriyaki chicken Did you like it? LOVED it!

6. What’s your favorite cookie? any cookie, really, I havent met one that I don’t really like. choices are chocolate chip, really anything with chocolate in it. I make a mean lemon drop cookie with powered sugar..ohhhhh and mexican wedding cookies..and italain cookies, the chocolate ones, i think those are wedding type cookies too, they are bigger though…ohhhh my mouth is watering now! 

Instead of just telling us about your favorite cookie why don’t you share the recipe via The Great Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

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