Stop Making Sense – TMI Tuesday 12/6/2011

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? I don’t know anything about cars. I would be a sports car, muscle car of the late 60’s. Shiny hard pee-pee is what comes to mind (yeah I have “penis envy” so what!) lol. What are some of your best features? Not sure, I would like a Hemi engine, leather seats, all the bells and whistles..that make a man drool. 😀
2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it? LOL…crap, don’t have any friends with a farm, let alone a barn. Can’t hide it in my back yard, against the city oridance i think…maybe a semi trailer…didn’t that work in Smokey & The Bandit 2?
3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….let uncensored thoughts flow freely from my mouth…lol, yeah like thats gonna happen!
4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower? Around a month, it was after my motorcycle accident and my surgery when the metal plate was put in. I took A LOT of “whore baths”
5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone? Don’t remember doing any, not much of a prankster.
Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently? DAMN! I would normally have some really good shit..anything from online gossip to work gossip, but I got nothing right now. Racking my brain..still nothing. oh well, now my head hurts!
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Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard – TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2011

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me laugh, cause I always think of those movies ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent – don’t have one, well I do but .. I can’t tell ya what it is.
b. Interview – talking is not one of my best qualities
c. Swimsuit – long past that..thats a NO NO now!
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo) – Ok, I would have to pick this one, cause I can duck tape everything into place and hide the tape with a beautiful evening gown 😛

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore? eye candy are my legs and eyesore are my “battle scars” from motorcycle accident

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama?  NO, penis here….BUT BUT if I had one …Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detectiveb. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee – totally do this one, cause it only happens ONCE and I can heal the rest of the year. Unlike the dog food for a year would just be awful.

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? Oh Man this is just … yeah …. (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously) I would toss the panties in the trash after cleaning them as bast I could and then go commando (nothing new)…TMI? lol
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
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TMI Tuesday – November 22, 2011

In the United States Thanksgiving is this week, so a lot of folks will be cooking up a storm in preparation. Many other holidays will occur over the next month around the world and everyone seems to celebrate with food, hence, the TMI Tuesday theme…Cooking.

1. Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s?
I really don’t like either one but IF I had to pick one. It would be Haagen-Dazs.
2. What is always in your refrigerator? Mt. Dew, pineapple juice, the usual things like ketchup mustard mayo kind of stuff. Also eggs, milk, cheese.

3. What’s your worst kitchen disaster? Fourth of July Holiday back in the 80’s. My best friend & I always got together with my kids, have the regular cookout before the big firework show. I had cut up friuit to make the fruit salad but had everything in seperate bowls. I had put everything into one bowl and she went to grab it from the counter to take outside and when she spun around the bowl FLEW out of her hands, I didnt know if I should laugh or cry. Laughed mostly as we picked up fruit from the entire kitchen!

4. Favorite kitchen gadget? oh man, looks bad that I don’t have one, huh?!

5. What was your last meal? teriyaki chicken Did you like it? LOVED it!

6. What’s your favorite cookie? any cookie, really, I havent met one that I don’t really like. choices are chocolate chip, really anything with chocolate in it. I make a mean lemon drop cookie with powered sugar..ohhhhh and mexican wedding cookies..and italain cookies, the chocolate ones, i think those are wedding type cookies too, they are bigger though…ohhhh my mouth is watering now! 

Instead of just telling us about your favorite cookie why don’t you share the recipe via The Great Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

Formspring Follies, TMI Tuesday, November 15, 2011

CLICK the PLAY button to listen to the answers to my questions.

Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

1. What is your favorite type of weather?

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

6. How big is your dick?

Bonus: I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?

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“Not Related”….TMI Tuesday for 10/25/2011

1. Name 5 things you did more of before social networking (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.)? I loved to garden. I worked outside most all afternoon working on my yard. I used to be into scrapbooking, still have alot of tools, paper and stickers. Got to be too much getting film developed and then make the pages. I worked alot of overtime, every chance they asked over 70 hrs sometimes. Motorcycles, had my own til my accident, but riding cleared out my head and i miss it ALOT. I used to do alot of family activites, but of course all my children and to grow up and leave me!

2. Your house is on fire, what do you grab as you run out? propably nothing, I would just make sure that my family was out along with the dog. IF my cell phone was nearby then i would grab that otherwise..nothing.

3. Are you a morning person or a night owl? I can be either, just depends on whats going on in my life at the time.
a. What time did you go to bed last night? 1036 was the last time I looked at my clock and i was still getting ready to go to bed.
b. What time did you wake up today? alarm went off at 630 and i was up showered and out the door at 745am

4. A kid comes up to you and kicks you in the shin, what do you do? Scream “YOU MOTHER FUCKER”, unless its a friend’s kid. Then I would try and hold my tongue. If my friend didn’t do anything, then I would address the issue in a passive agressive way.

5. What three things do you never leave the house without? keys, phone, drivers license

Bonus: Name a place that you visited last week that you’ve never visited before. Briefly tell us about the visit. went to a few new places to eat but that is boring cause food is food and for the most part it was pretty good tasting.

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Tell me…TMI Tuesday 10/17/2011

It’s TMI Tuesday again. You know that dreaded interview question “Tell me about you/yourself?” Who the hell knows how to answer that! These questions are a lot more fun (and easier) way to Tell Us More About YOU


P.S. Based on your answers we will make snap judgements and form stereotypical opinions about you


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1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me? A piercing or a tattoo of yours and i will show you mine 🙂

2. What was the last thing you regret buying? the blouse with the high collar and “cut off” sleeves

3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very currently i would say a 4, if my muses were around I would be a 5 for sure.

4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about? the bake sale at work today

5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!” seeing my family and friends from the hood on Saturday…ppl i haven’t seen in YEARS..saying how good i looked (even if they lied) seeing my old friends was a great feeling.

Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? …… Why? well, i like using the “dots” cause its like a pause in a thought, kind of thing…ya know?! 🙂

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TMI Tuesday-October 11, 2011 HAVE and HAVE NOT

This week’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by An Optimistic Virgin. Read her Have and Have Not for inspiration and HAVE FUNcreating yours.

List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.

  1. Drank 12 shots of Tequila, 4 bottles of “Hooch” (they dont make it anymore that i know of) and 2 shots of Dr McGillicuddy’s.
  2. Broke a finger after punching their X in the face.
  3. Regarding sex…most of it..EXCEPT the real freaky stuff.
  4. Hit a deer while traveling 70mph on their HD1200 and walked away with only a few injuries.
  5. Modeled shoes.

List five (5) things you have not done that other people probably have done.

  1. Traveled overseas.
  2. Gave blood.
  3. Donated money to charity.
  4. Bought a new car (ever) mine have always been used.
  5. Watched a sporting event for longer than 5 minutes.

 

Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you’ve ever seen? a man tied to a st. andrew’s cross covered in whipped cream, surrounded by a mob of men.

Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done? it involved leather chaps, the woods, whipped cream, alcohol, brownies and a swimming pool. Thats all i am saying *devilish smile*

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Gone Hollywood – TMI Tuesday – Sept. 27, 2011

1. If a screenwriter turned you into a character in a movie,
a. What stock Hollywood character would it be most like? Not sure really. For example: best friend, ditzy blonde, absent-minded professor, captain of industry, etc.
b. What actor/actress would play you? I have no clue

2. What genre of movie is your life most like? uhm..no clue. For example: romantic comedy, goofball comedy, spy, coming of age, action/adventure, sci-fi, etc

3. What kind of scene in a movie would you like to play most? Why?
a. Argument
b. Love scene
c. Gun fight
d. High-speed car chase-because i love driving, tend to drive fast & hard. Would love to be able to do some stunts while doing the chase 🙂

4. Have you ever looked around you and thought “this is like a scene from a movie”? yes What were the circumstances? there has been several, but the one that always sticks in my head is when my “first love” comes to see me at the mall (when I used to work there) He had left in 1984, returned without a word in 1986, came to my job, after a few general words, he said “come with me and we can leave now and go to California (where he was living at the time)” I said ” no i can’t right now.”  I was going through a divorce, had a child, was trying to find myself. He turned and walked away…after I thought about it I ran out the back into the main mall courtyard only a few feet from where he was standing…he was gone, lost in the crowd of people. I stood there looking for him in a see of people as the people passed by me. end of scene.

5. Have you ever looked at a character in a movie and said, “Hey, that could be me”? no that I can think of.    Who/what was the character?

Bonus: Have you ever been in pictures–Hollywood film, porno, homemade video, or other type of film? Tell us about it. …and is it on YouTube :D…. recently a TV commerical to promote my place of employment, it will air local only *whew*

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